What can I say, today is the 365th day of this capture. When will these people give up....
So after 1 year of captivity in this small house, in a small neighborhood, in a big city let us review my situation.
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I have a warm place to sleep, twice daily walks around this neighborhood and food. OK that is good.
I don't get to eat steak and chicken. I don't get to run on my own. I don't get to sleep on the bed. This is NOT good.
I get attention from both captors when I want it and even when I don't want it. This is good.
I seem to get more attention when I eat pooh, chew up my blanket, and dig holes in the yard. This is NOT good.
I have gone through walking class and obedience 1 class. This is good.
I haven't gotten to go to any other classes. This is NOT good.
I have met lots of people and dogs. I have spent time at the lake. And I have spent time at Wookie and Ollie's. I even spent Christmas in Rochester. This is all good.
I have bones and tennis balls and a Kong. This is good.
The captors put Cream Cheese, Crunchies and peanut butter in the Kong. This is good.
Captor 1 makes me Cookies. This is definitely good.
OK it isn't all bad living here. I will not give up trying to escape this capture but I will be happy here in the mean time.